Playing with my friends who introduced me to Dota 2 while playing Slardar pos 5 and still contributing much to the win with wards, dusts, and smokes, ganking lanes, and taking no last hits from Ember while maintaining my farm with Bounty Runes.
I'm sure the bracket is below 500 already since people buys boots first item, 3 man mid all the time, nobody pushes, and farm is NON EXISTENT
I mean NON EXISTENT, not OCCASIONAL like in your bracket
Uh best way to guarantee losses in a smurf is to flame your team,walk into their fountain and then fedd cpuriers evev then there is a chance
That you will win
Im so sad. Went to a party and spent at least half the time staring at the asses of all the short cute white waitresses and knowing that i am in no position to eat said ass.
I know how to lose 100%
But one feeder is not enough to make the enemy team win the game in under 20 minutes
Especially in 200 hidden mmr bracket where it's filled by people who don't even know how to type 20 words per minute
Nah man
I just don't know what to reply
Call me an idiot, bigot, or whatever but I'm strictly against fucking before marriage and shit
Being a religious person is one of the reason, but it's not the biggest, I disgust narrow-minded thinking of having fun while not thinking about the consequences
The risk of fucking is TOO BIG for me
Hell no
Actually PA spammers are pretty good, since they just use 1 hero and therefore is relatively proficient at her. They are just delusional cucks who think the team is holding them back. I think every hero spammer is true to this.
Those that get Brown Boots and Vlad's by 30 mins are those who just saw a pro use the hero and try to recreate the awesome game which they played. As always, they failed.
lmao If it was pre-7.00 then yes it would be hard. But with the addition of shrines (basically a fountain) AND a guaranteed source of income + exp with the bounty runes you can easily blow up and take towers while the 3ks are killing each other. However manfighting Lycan hurts as well.
Duck my sick
THE LOSSES ARE CONSUMING ME WHEN WILL THIS END
WAOW ALICE HIGH SKILL 2PRO4ME
Don't worry, if it feels any better I'm losing as well.
That's what u get for spamming lycan u cuck
That's what u get for spamming techies.
dont worry. there is no lose streak that i cant get over
i just have to BELIEVE! NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE!!!!!!!
im going to go on a journey for soul searching
Alice's character development progressing better when playing a videogame than going to school. lmao
Alice best grill
Playing with my friends who introduced me to Dota 2 while playing Slardar pos 5 and still contributing much to the win with wards, dusts, and smokes, ganking lanes, and taking no last hits from Ember while maintaining my farm with Bounty Runes.
They think I am a god now. ez pz lmn sqzy
im still lucky that despite this lose streak i only lost 100 mmr
WAOW rip zid io
LYCAN IS THE NEW FURION
DODGE MY LYCAN
Lycan is the new lycan
You should stop trying to spam heroes that you haven't mastered
Lycan is NOT wraith king
Lycan is NOT phantom assassin
Lycan is NOT phantom riki
I need to feed 3 more games before I can destroy scrubs without having to worry about getting VHS skill smurfs as opponent
Ahahahhahahahahahaha
I am awake
Yo apoo help me feed 3 games efficiently
My teammates keeps tryharding and the enemy keeps throwing that the game always drags to 30+ minutes
I'm sure the bracket is below 500 already since people buys boots first item, 3 man mid all the time, nobody pushes, and farm is NON EXISTENT
I mean NON EXISTENT, not OCCASIONAL like in your bracket
Uh best way to guarantee losses in a smurf is to flame your team,walk into their fountain and then fedd cpuriers evev then there is a chance
That you will win
Im so sad. Went to a party and spent at least half the time staring at the asses of all the short cute white waitresses and knowing that i am in no position to eat said ass.
I know how to lose 100%
But one feeder is not enough to make the enemy team win the game in under 20 minutes
Especially in 200 hidden mmr bracket where it's filled by people who don't even know how to type 20 words per minute
https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/2852721018
I can't stop laughing to that bounty
Dunning-Kruger so strong
Manta blademail well played
I feel like this thread is ignoring me now
IM BETTER THAN ZERO AT SUPPORTING
Im gonna go masturbate in sadness
Nah man
I just don't know what to reply
Call me an idiot, bigot, or whatever but I'm strictly against fucking before marriage and shit
Being a religious person is one of the reason, but it's not the biggest, I disgust narrow-minded thinking of having fun while not thinking about the consequences
The risk of fucking is TOO BIG for me
Hell no
Well at least fapping won't risk you getting HIV or a baby
I just want some ass dog. Im not going down to the fucking wh0re house or some shit, just break out a condom dude.
Im actually loling so hard cuz the "2k indog monkey" is religous
I pray to the monkey king
Jk I'm Christian
How do u just get brown boots and Vlad's on a PA in 30 mins?
By playing normally by PA spammers' standard
Don't you ever talk about PA again you ruined my PA winrate after all
Actually PA spammers are pretty good, since they just use 1 hero and therefore is relatively proficient at her. They are just delusional cucks who think the team is holding them back. I think every hero spammer is true to this.
Those that get Brown Boots and Vlad's by 30 mins are those who just saw a pro use the hero and try to recreate the awesome game which they played. As always, they failed.
real spammers win even if their team is holding them back cuz they know their hero really really well
i should prob stop playing lycan tho
i am aware tharmy improvement rate is as slow as the snail in jacked's profile
by the time i learn lycan hes already nerfed ROFL
Lycan really solid though. In 2 of my solo games a Lycan carried the game while jungling, both enemy and teammate.
Jungling as lycan efficiently is hard
@alice
If you're a snail, then I'm a turtle
lmao If it was pre-7.00 then yes it would be hard. But with the addition of shrines (basically a fountain) AND a guaranteed source of income + exp with the bounty runes you can easily blow up and take towers while the 3ks are killing each other. However manfighting Lycan hurts as well.
can i join 4k race now?
If you guys are snails and turtles then I am stationary
Ur wrong i am moving backwards
No daddy you went backwards and fell into a valley
Tinker is quite good this patch
Apoo how can you last hit comfortably with your hero at the fucking edge of the camera
Also you spin around trying to find kills WAY TOO MUCH like a typical 1k retard