@Soul of Cinder I used to imagine him being mean and salty with his sarcastic tone you know but I shit you not he's fucking goddamn cool. What a legend.
@diox that's my point because I knew people expected him to be kind of salty and all but I just want to let everyone else know what he did for me and the Dota 2 community
To Cookie: sry bro that I made this forum without permission but really I want everybody to know how good of a person you are.
And to anyone else that read this post, if you can analyze my replay please do and tell me what am I missing on and what should I do more to improve better. I feel like a pro Invoker can cause pressure on the enemy lanes if he win mid, but I can't I'm just to scared to die and the miscommunication with my teammates. I party with favorite cousin tho and we still miscommunicate the gank and fight.
@diox .-. still not getting used to the busy eyes and mind of checking map and predict the enemy position or even remembering their tp cool down TP. I'm a 3k scrub man. I'm still stuck between when to fight or when to split push or you can say decision making so you can watch my replay and tell if it were you what would you do instead or what should I do instead to avoid the situation? I'm bad at analyzing myself ><
To: @Cookie @SophieNelisse: "All my life I've waited for someone to tame me. Who gonna take this jaded heart and make it new, baby is it you?"
@RPQ-sama I don't know but my English is bad so I'm trying to improve it as much as I can since I want to be a screen-writer and a movie director when I finish school. Not gonna join Hollywood with a broken English xD
Your English isn't bad at all, but your block of text is kinda unreadable to me, I always try to write long posts in such a way that they can be broken down.
Anyway I read it and yeah cuki is a great guy.
1 hour 400 lh ? Last time i pick carry i go 400lh in 40 min as jugg but my techies still have more farm than me
yeah where did yo uget this lul. how can you know that? like how can you know , ' if rain is created by clouds, it will fall down into earth? how can you know that? waht kind of genius are you ? jsut cause you not named tripple retard doesnt mean you genius brah lol.
@a yeah I'm a noob I know
@ywn I don't understand bro .-.
@RPQ-sama omg thanks man something I gotta learn and improve. Noted. Thank you.
^ I got a mic , this week I started asking my teammates to check it for me lol . I'll be like hey guys anyone know if so and so tp on cool down so I can keep focus on cs and what not .
I've never kept track of tp cd. Thx for the tips
I see that you don't give a shit about non blue star opinion as well
I always keep track of TP when I am aware someone had used it, and as a bs spammer I force people to use TP a lot, they think it's cool they avoided a gank, but it was a bluff just to send them back to base while I fuck with their lane.
I'm just sitting here waiting for spunki to pick this up and make another copy-pasta.
and no I've actually finished with sem and i'm working on re-editing the guide, i had issues with teaching people how farming patterns work but i think i figured out a new way, so i can force even more farm dependent gameplay
Cuki IS A DICK THAT UNFRIENDED ME ON HIS MAIN ACCOUNT still friends on smurf BUT HE UNFRIENDED ME ON HIS MAIN ACCOUNT SMH.
W8 wut memo.....I didnt have internet for like 2 weeks I've been playing in cybercafés and visiting relatives that I'd otherwise never visit cuz they have internet
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yeah where did yo uget this lul. how can you know that? like how can you know , ' if rain is created by clouds, it will fall down into earth? how can you know that? waht kind of genius are you ? jsut cause you not named tripple retard doesnt mean you genius brah lol.
700 cs in 30 minutes is impossible in a normal game if you can even do it at all
@o.j's it's a drill to make ur farming pattern better and just solely focus on csing without any other real games variants.
but i think i figured out a new way, so i can force even more farm dependent gameplay
DEAR GOD xD
Cookie's HayDay simulator 2k18 incoming
It's not a farming pattern thing it's a micro thing. How else are you going to get 700 cs without stacking with summons and last hitting with summons. And obviously you start at radiant safelane. you can farm anywhere you want that is considered dangerous. Probably involves radiance and pulling the creeps to you with summons.
Also, efficiency training.
it's pretty much this: get aghs bots octa asap (arguably bots aghs octa) then just nuke a wave with meteor send forge next ones with alacrity, farm the whole jungle and get to the next lane, again forge alacrity and so on until lanes just get pushed until ancient itself.
კომენტარის დასაწერად გაიარეთ ავტორიზაცია.
Okay it's 6:47AM here and yeah you might think I am a morning person but nope I haven't been to bed yet and I just wanna write something about Cookie. I wasn't really an active dude on Dotabuff or have a name at all but yeah I do browse around and read all the gags and memes and you know the talks about the legends. What I noticed the most is Cookie's existence, in every topic and I even see him replies people. To me back then I used to imagine Cookie being a mean and cold guy like you know the salty type. So a couple days ago I posted on the forum asking for tips and help on improving my Invoker game and guess who replied, it's Cookie. I don't really remember since my brain is fucked but I did replied his sarcasm with my sarcastic ass about his guide or sth lol. Then I decided to message his Facebook's page asking if he do coaching session and how much he charge and guess what? Classic Cookie xD he said that if I manage to get 700 cs in 30 minutes as an Invoker he'll coach me for free. Then you know everything went on and I shit you not but I failed with only 400cs the first try. He showed me how he can beat the challenge and stuffs you know? He let me try again and again. I'm a salty guy myself, if I wait for someone for too long I'll get damn annoying and pissed but thinking about Cookie who spent his time about 3-4 hours messing around in lobby with me, teaching me new stuffs, tell me tips and a lot more. I really want to say Cookie isn't the type of guy that I expected him to be. Yeah he might be cold and all that but a legend like him communicating with the Dota 2 player community and even spent time making guides, coaching people and giving them tips. I have nothing to say but I'd love to show my gratitude and thank you Cookie for the time you spent and all the stuffs you taught me. I shit you not I did improve a lot and check my Invoker game. I'm sorry I made a topic about you without your permission Cookie but really what you did is something people appreciate. I don't know how to show my gratitude but I'll spread your legacy.
By the way here is the link to the my improved Invoker game: https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/3423125263
I guess Imma go to sleep now, peace and long live Dota 2 Community.