game 1: Pedro plays support with Juan on US east. Juan has a free lane as morphling and has nothing but midas and eblade at 27 minutes. Juan follows this up with a shadow blade and throws a game that should've been won in 25 minutes
game 2: Pedro notices he is on Juan's team again. He decides Juan needs to lose mmr
i love it when an alchemist says "me mid" then proceeds to announce that this is his first game as alch and rushes armlet
gets killed by neutrals a couple times
and abandons
i love this game so much asdfghjkl
why i got matched with people who ban my most succesful hero or having 1k match as them and first pick it and didnt know how to use that hero ?????
example : https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/3471992426 banned : invo riki
last pick enemy and team : axe first then team picking pl ?????????
Oh man, I was in for a couple of good ones last night. Since this new BS system... I had 10K BS and now I've got so many shitters on my team. They aren't bad but the probabity of tilt is much higher now.
Game 1: Veno, win EZ game cause cancer and our MK raped so hard. GG wp MK
Game 2: Toxic as f**K offlane Mirana, died 8 times by 12 minutes. Proceeded to flame everyone aftewards calling us " shitter dogs"
Game 3: Game that should have been super winnable wasn't . Magnus kept flaming everyone in chat, and would hold out looking for that 5 person RP . Instead he would RP after Pa and BS were already dead. this game should have been a ez win.
And lastly game 4: Solo support KOTL , we get a 4th pick jungle blood seeker because he didn't get mid. Our offlaner decides its "gg" cause of a jungler and goes PA offlane. well Viper gets a triple kill on a dive mid, our BS and PA were useless besides the passive from BS against a riki. Funny enough they spent so much time chasing our Jungle BS our jugger, myself and viper got fat. Get aghs + GEM and now riki and Shadow blade ES is fucked, along with MK.
I thought we were screwed in game 4, but EVERY GAME IS WINNABLE!!!!!
you heard it here boi's offlane PA is a great thing.
idk i wonder if i'll ever get a game where i can get a hero to solo carry with while not having 2+ counters in enemy team to said hero
first i got qop tinker and visage which were the easiest lp wins in my life
ive no idea how do people manage to both not die 99 times as pugna and not buy both force and glimmer
no matter how good ur hero is at pushing towers all he can do if u dont gather as 5 12 mins in is blast creeps and try not to die
hard to not have deaths prebkb when my team is literally not playing and enemy lion and ss never use any spells until i appear in the fight
when i had the opportunity to get rosh under potm ult, my deso was flying towards me into reuse so i had to run back just to have enemy troll take it 1 minute later
idk how to play with doom who has mk under tower, you tell him to just doom while ure tping and hes hitting creeps while mk immediately runs away after hearing me tp from base so i just sit there for fucking nothing
anyway ive gone aquila deso -> mom every time and i always wreck, might just be personal experience but mom >>> vlad in terms of cost and lets u blow ppl/rosh/tower up way faster. vlad doesnt build into shit and mom can be disassembled into satanic eventually + bloodthorn if thats ur thing
anyway u really HAVE to rosh as pa especially fi ur behind in a low skill 4k game, the difference on ur hero is absolutely massive and it makes ur team more willing to fight which is what u wanna do basically
https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/3498875139 classic not hitting the ancient but using spells and attacking the 1 enemy thats alive and enemy spawning before ancient gets destroyed
https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/3461591323
oh how i missed dota
game 1: Pedro plays support with Juan on US east. Juan has a free lane as morphling and has nothing but midas and eblade at 27 minutes. Juan follows this up with a shadow blade and throws a game that should've been won in 25 minutes
game 2: Pedro notices he is on Juan's team again. He decides Juan needs to lose mmr
he's only 13 deaths above his average death count on techies, dont be mean
Holy shit
https://www.dotabuff.com/players/258462183
This guy just made a thread on reddit
how can you have 47% winrate over 1.6k ranked games?? He's MMR donation god?
lmfao
Yea no hero with 55%+ wr on most played heroes
Looks like the typical reddit forum dweller
he has really high game knowledge though!! can't wait for him to correct me on my item builds
btw how can u be 2k mmr below someone and still criticize their fucking item build in party q???
https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/3466236297
shadow blade before bkb? what an idiot am i right
https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/3449772593
60 min game
my sven has 200 LH
lmao
https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/3480289632
Remind me to first pick supp next time
how can u just play in 1k and complain that ur teammates are bad
Because
It's either I'm rusty, I'm tilted, or 2k BS magic doing it's work of skewing the draft against me nearly every game
Or maybe all of them
ive been carried by cleave ember is this real life
bonus: i had lance and manta at 19 mins as tb and couldnt end the game because i third phase picked tb like a fucking goon
i love it when an alchemist says "me mid" then proceeds to announce that this is his first game as alch and rushes armlet
gets killed by neutrals a couple times
and abandons
i love this game so much asdfghjkl
https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/3477968389
EVERY GAME IS WINNABLE
if i can beat a legion sb and sven as am in 2k then anything is possible
Stay on topic please!
why i got matched with people who ban my most succesful hero or having 1k match as them and first pick it and didnt know how to use that hero ?????
example : https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/3471992426
banned : invo riki
last pick enemy and team : axe first then team picking pl ?????????
Oh man, I was in for a couple of good ones last night. Since this new BS system... I had 10K BS and now I've got so many shitters on my team. They aren't bad but the probabity of tilt is much higher now.
Game 1: Veno, win EZ game cause cancer and our MK raped so hard. GG wp MK
Game 2: Toxic as f**K offlane Mirana, died 8 times by 12 minutes. Proceeded to flame everyone aftewards calling us " shitter dogs"
Game 3: Game that should have been super winnable wasn't . Magnus kept flaming everyone in chat, and would hold out looking for that 5 person RP . Instead he would RP after Pa and BS were already dead. this game should have been a ez win.
And lastly game 4: Solo support KOTL , we get a 4th pick jungle blood seeker because he didn't get mid. Our offlaner decides its "gg" cause of a jungler and goes PA offlane. well Viper gets a triple kill on a dive mid, our BS and PA were useless besides the passive from BS against a riki. Funny enough they spent so much time chasing our Jungle BS our jugger, myself and viper got fat. Get aghs + GEM and now riki and Shadow blade ES is fucked, along with MK.
I thought we were screwed in game 4, but EVERY GAME IS WINNABLE!!!!!
you heard it here boi's offlane PA is a great thing.
idk i wonder if i'll ever get a game where i can get a hero to solo carry with while not having 2+ counters in enemy team to said hero
first i got qop tinker and visage which were the easiest lp wins in my life
next i was forced to pick shit like tusk/sd/pugna
pugnas so good honestly
this fucking thread still exist? when will ur tears dry out?
Its the best thread on this forum IMO
I love the salt of others, the tilt stories. with photos.
its my fav.....
minus memes of course. Memes are the best!
ive no idea how do people manage to both not die 99 times as pugna and not buy both force and glimmer
no matter how good ur hero is at pushing towers all he can do if u dont gather as 5 12 mins in is blast creeps and try not to die
u have a super spammy disarm+slow and nether wards great, plus ur super fast and have huge burst damage
glimmer/force type shits obviously very good because you need to be evasive
how does any of that help against 2+ heroes that gank u in whatever lane ure trying to push without backup
what
ok ur playing a different game than me sry dude
no problem!
https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/3492424922
https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/3492511102
two wins into this
sick games valve
these lineups are getting more interesting every second
four mouthbreathing russians in team hmm who couldve seen this coming
pa can carry that game im sure
ur pa build sucks dick, u never roshed and u have way too many fucking deaths
lo and behold, the 4k in his natural habitat. being held back by his team
hard to not have deaths prebkb when my team is literally not playing and enemy lion and ss never use any spells until i appear in the fight
when i had the opportunity to get rosh under potm ult, my deso was flying towards me into reuse so i had to run back just to have enemy troll take it 1 minute later
idk how to play with doom who has mk under tower, you tell him to just doom while ure tping and hes hitting creeps while mk immediately runs away after hearing me tp from base so i just sit there for fucking nothing
also what did change about vlads that its bad now
when i try to rush deso i end up at similar timing like vlad deso because of zero sustain
the enemy team has drafted 2 sf and 1 slark
looks like they are S H A D O W P O O L E D
moms aquila imo better
am pickers sobayed
anyway ive gone aquila deso -> mom every time and i always wreck, might just be personal experience but mom >>> vlad in terms of cost and lets u blow ppl/rosh/tower up way faster. vlad doesnt build into shit and mom can be disassembled into satanic eventually + bloodthorn if thats ur thing
i always win as pa that heroes sick af
anyway u really HAVE to rosh as pa especially fi ur behind in a low skill 4k game, the difference on ur hero is absolutely massive and it makes ur team more willing to fight which is what u wanna do basically
🤔 double jungle in 5k 🤔
Not sure if my BS is going up or I'm just lucky for the past few days
I am very sure I'm still a rusty fuck
im so good at arc warden
Learn psychological tricks from 🅱️oo🅱️ie
rofl arin's veno pic xD
meanwhile lets look at some of my throws :D
https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/3498875139 classic not hitting the ancient but using spells and attacking the 1 enemy thats alive and enemy spawning before ancient gets destroyed
https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/3498088896 not using eblade and purge once in the game not even exaggerationg x)
https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/3497110271 15 3 to 15 7 from enemy having no t2s in ~25 mins into hour long loss
https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/3496338401 okay im gonna blame this on my mates x)
https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/3496218758 instead of hitting enemy rax while they were hitting mine, tping to 90% evasion huskar cuz his hp was 10 weow
https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/3495256879 just my micro inability
https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/3486865690 ayy i didnt buy silver edge for killing axe until we already lost everything
sry didnt post here for a while they got piled up x)
Sia joined isis
:(