people who look at their phones before sleeping are so weird. getting off my computer half an hour earlier to spend this half an hour staring into the screen of a worse computer instead
Employee reads the title, starts sweating like never in his life before. Picks up the phone, calls all technicians Valve has and screams "WE HAVE A CODE POOH I REPEAT WE HAVE A CODE POOH!"
Stephen, which is at his marriage, throws away the ring and runs to his car. "I'm on my way i will be there in 5 minutes".
Carl, which is on his mothers deathbed pulls the plugs and grabs his co-worker Ashley that is giving birth right now at the same hospital and calls a Taxi immediately.
10 minutes later, all technicians arrived at Valve headquarters. Even Gaben is present and is worrying about the future of his company. Then someone screams "It was a joke! It was all a joke! It's just the Australian Servers that are down, not the Chinese ones!" "Wow, I'm relieved," Gaben says. "We can all go home."
"But what about the Australian servers?" one technician asks but all he hears is laugher while his co-workers are leaving the building.
Consequences of your joke:
Stephen is now single and homeless.
Carls Mom didn't sign the contract of inheritance before she died so he just lost 6 million dollars.
Ashleys baby fell on the ground on her way to the Taxi, causing serious, incurable brain damage. The baby now spams LULW, KEKW and PogU on Bulldog Stream.
Dam I Consistently under estimate how weird people are . Like majority of this time I thought people were mostly joking about being into anime character women . But I’m starting to realize maybe majority aren’t joking and are really into it . Same shit happened to me when I was younger I constantly said jokes that went over co workers heads . Now I’ve realized you have to dumb down your jokes because people are a lot more retarded then I ever realized when younger . Long story short is I’ve consistently over estimated the human race a good chunk of my life and simple shit that I assumed everyone knows was wrong . Human gene pool getting watered down to shit.
@filthy
Didnt quite follow ur posts, but i definetely recall couple of times reading smthng you ve written, when i thought it was outstandingly dumb (including this paragraph, actually)
U r overestimating your own intelligence.
remember when ayy lmao had 3 pages a day?
rip
F
It's still moving fast, 3 pages in a month, I'm surprised this place isn't completely dead by now.
Forum so dead.
the only thing that happens on ayy lmao are 3 dudes posting 3 days apart because they're not gay
Hahaha that's funny because it's true.
people who look at their phones before sleeping are so weird. getting off my computer half an hour earlier to spend this half an hour staring into the screen of a worse computer instead
the car light thing is so on point
well ure laying down with less lights so its easier to get tired
less light aka a phonescreen shining directly into your eyes?
my phone has blue light filter and i turn the lighting all the way down
you sound like my dad. its mostly the layign down part anyway
well, browsing reddit is much better on mobile i would say. not to mention the entire reason for using the phone is because you cannot fall asleep.
ill just watch stream or youtube till i literally cant keep my eyes open anymore then pass out
you use your phone because you cannot fall asleep because you use your phone, sounds great
It’s just a bit more chill to read stuff lounging on your phone then computer .
Its better to just not read it before going to sleep at all
Pantsu_Desuu 1989 points 4 hours ago*2
At Valve:
Employee reads the title, starts sweating like never in his life before. Picks up the phone, calls all technicians Valve has and screams "WE HAVE A CODE POOH I REPEAT WE HAVE A CODE POOH!"
Stephen, which is at his marriage, throws away the ring and runs to his car. "I'm on my way i will be there in 5 minutes".
Carl, which is on his mothers deathbed pulls the plugs and grabs his co-worker Ashley that is giving birth right now at the same hospital and calls a Taxi immediately.
10 minutes later, all technicians arrived at Valve headquarters. Even Gaben is present and is worrying about the future of his company. Then someone screams "It was a joke! It was all a joke! It's just the Australian Servers that are down, not the Chinese ones!" "Wow, I'm relieved," Gaben says. "We can all go home."
"But what about the Australian servers?" one technician asks but all he hears is laugher while his co-workers are leaving the building.
Consequences of your joke:
Stephen is now single and homeless.
Carls Mom didn't sign the contract of inheritance before she died so he just lost 6 million dollars.
Ashleys baby fell on the ground on her way to the Taxi, causing serious, incurable brain damage. The baby now spams LULW, KEKW and PogU on Bulldog Stream.
Australia Servers are still not working.
I hope this joke was worth it tho.
fucking nuke this subreddit jfc
https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/drxhqy/what_heroes_are_actually_undead_lore/
squadW
I put my hand on the stove, to see if I still bleed
deep stuff man...
just dont fail your exams 4head
i still love that girl...
tohsaka rin :D
imagine being herald 5 and a weeb on top
at least i no saw naruto shippuden last arc like other betas weeb.
cuz is trash like your gorillaz band , only blur is good.
burn
weebs out
is there some additional divisions between weebs into alpha omegas, beta omegas, and omega omegas?
what?
Dam I Consistently under estimate how weird people are . Like majority of this time I thought people were mostly joking about being into anime character women . But I’m starting to realize maybe majority aren’t joking and are really into it . Same shit happened to me when I was younger I constantly said jokes that went over co workers heads . Now I’ve realized you have to dumb down your jokes because people are a lot more retarded then I ever realized when younger . Long story short is I’ve consistently over estimated the human race a good chunk of my life and simple shit that I assumed everyone knows was wrong . Human gene pool getting watered down to shit.
ok
What happen with English in this forum?
@filthy
Didnt quite follow ur posts, but i definetely recall couple of times reading smthng you ve written, when i thought it was outstandingly dumb (including this paragraph, actually)
U r overestimating your own intelligence.
...niggеr
ask me how i know you are braindead
i'd be attracted to real girls but they aren't attracted to me pepeLaugh
don't worry arin, anime girls hate you even more