Call me an antisocial virgin or whatever but honestly night clubs are such fucking garbage. You pay insane amounts of money for everything and they shove the exact type of music you hate down your ears just so you can look at girls or w/e like honestly i literally cant stand them
[img]who goes to clubs to listen to music
u go to clubs to get drunk and fuck somebody[/img]
pretty much
there are some good clubs with good music sometimes, but yeah its super expensive to drink there (thats why u usually drink before going to the club, so u only need a cocktail or two inside)
You dont go there to listen to it, but that does not stop it from being SO FUCKING LOUD that you literally cant even hear yourself. And its hard to even talk to people, let alone do sexual intercourse
you arrive there drunk so that you dont have to spend 150 euros to get drunk
which is fun until one of your friends tells a german security that he won't talk to him unless he speaks swiss german and then you can drive 50 min back home. 99% of the time if you go with more then 2 friends you end up in a fight either outside before/in/outside after the club. if you go with 2 friends its 60% but you get beat up because you only have 2 friends with you
honestly never in my life have i someone seen get any action from clubbing, how would you even do that? take the girl back home to your mom/autistic roomate, in the restrooms?
only kind of party worth it is home parties, especially as a teenager, home parties when parents are on holiday
it was part of "socializing quest" in order to not go emo mode and have 20 times higher chance to drop out of college like i did last year because i had 0 people to talk with
the quest was a success and i don't need to do this anymore so i don't
and i played two games few days ago and wanted to off myself more than during any interactions with people irl so i don't think that's a good advice
i'd have to play 50 brood games in a row to get to a normal rating and then 100 more to play something that resembles dota instead of picking normal heroes that are enjoyable to play and just losing
yikes
and you're cringing from me rather than this, even before actually making my own astolfo costume instead of taking photos with them
if that matters i think this moron is way more cringy that you were
that's actually helpful thank you
I mean the cd guy next to u was way more cringe arin
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Call me an antisocial virgin or whatever but honestly night clubs are such fucking garbage. You pay insane amounts of money for everything and they shove the exact type of music you hate down your ears just so you can look at girls or w/e like honestly i literally cant stand them
who goes to clubs to listen to music
u go to clubs to get drunk and fuck somebody
not that i would know of course
[img]who goes to clubs to listen to music
u go to clubs to get drunk and fuck somebody[/img]
pretty much
there are some good clubs with good music sometimes, but yeah its super expensive to drink there (thats why u usually drink before going to the club, so u only need a cocktail or two inside)
nice nice quote in img brain aneurysm btw
wtf spunki club expert?? probably not a virgin either
You dont go there to listen to it, but that does not stop it from being SO FUCKING LOUD that you literally cant even hear yourself. And its hard to even talk to people, let alone do sexual intercourse
dont need to talk to dance, and the bar is usually a bit quiter where u can tlak to ppl
@alenari nono i usually watch 30m-1h a day of youtube videos on how to act in clubs/day to day life to get laid
Dancing monkaGIGA
ure like a little baby dude
just dump a pack of lil xans in somebodys drink and go to town, no tutorials/social interaction required
dancing isnt rly monkagiga if ure drunk enough, most ppl just shake their body with the music (= 0 skill 0 real dancing required)
also id probably rather make a fool out of myself 10/10 times t han be one of those ppl who stand with their drinks in the dancing area and look sad
yoinks
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thats a one-in-a-month thing on ayyy rolfmoa
going to clubs to get drunk?
you arrive there drunk so that you dont have to spend 150 euros to get drunk
which is fun until one of your friends tells a german security that he won't talk to him unless he speaks swiss german and then you can drive 50 min back home. 99% of the time if you go with more then 2 friends you end up in a fight either outside before/in/outside after the club. if you go with 2 friends its 60% but you get beat up because you only have 2 friends with you
honestly never in my life have i someone seen get any action from clubbing, how would you even do that? take the girl back home to your mom/autistic roomate, in the restrooms?
only kind of party worth it is home parties, especially as a teenager, home parties when parents are on holiday
and as you get older you start to skip the ''go to the club''-part more and more and just get drunk
Going to clubs?
ok dude thatnks for the advice appreciated(fuck off)
i went to a few (not as expensive though) clubs at the beginning of the semester and it just made me bored and sad
it was part of "socializing quest" in order to not go emo mode and have 20 times higher chance to drop out of college like i did last year because i had 0 people to talk with
the quest was a success and i don't need to do this anymore so i don't
and i played two games few days ago and wanted to off myself more than during any interactions with people irl so i don't think that's a good advice
i'd have to play 50 brood games in a row to get to a normal rating and then 100 more to play something that resembles dota instead of picking normal heroes that are enjoyable to play and just losing
Just do cookie challenges
Kys
sir stop pushing me over the cliff