General DiscussionMentaly ill/low IQ players prefer Alchemist?

Everyone who picks alch in this patch in a pub should get a 1 month dota ban

its even better when he goes mid

http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/1584995030

and just fucks your xp and messes last hits/spams acid spray.

It's weekend, bois. All dem 10 year olds are playing. For instance, es mid, magnus safelane, viper offlane (who builds linkens against zeus) :D Get used to it, I just go with the flow and go full retard. It's fun.

i've found the solution for weekend dota - pick omni. its like a game of whack-a-mole trying to keep 4 retards alive on different parts of the map.

^that's maybe a solution but im scared that i will get so damn bored that i fall of my chair

This is mostly because people cannot adapt; they see pubstars getting 1,3k GPM and think they can't do the same and still max greed even against an aggressive trilane.

But yeah, the hero is overall still trash.

Idk, in europe , its summer break, so all kiddos are free to play as much as they want.

You have no real option to enjoy the game, just to go full retard mode along with these kids.

Techies summer inc for me at least

Is it possible to jungle with Alch from lvl 1?

Yea, actually you can do even ancients with acid spray.

I know I've seen it on Navi dota channel on youtube like 1 year ago. Tho it wont work in pubs, but if you can do ancients you surely can do neutrals

^I ask if Alch can jungle with speed of jungling CM at least.

meta pick fangays

This is quite old but can still work:
http://steamcommunity.com//sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=133498107

Not saying that it's super good or whatever but in most cases you'll have far more impact playing him like that in solo pubs instead of the ricing carry.

Well that brings completely new prospective. I didnt pick up fact that retardness comes in waves (weekends and school breaks).
Now that i got fucking challenge done on my 6th try i am going alch carry or mid to fit in.
Try to avoid getting matched with me on your team. GL!

More retards playing doesn't matter and, if anything, will make you win more games. There are 5 slots for retards on the enemy team and only 4 slots for them on your team since, of course, you are never one of the retards.

Well i dont whine about retards when i am on core role and can carry game. I whine because i had to play disruptor, and no matter what i did i kept losing because of retards on carry roles (mostly playing alche). I finnaly won when i got decent mid and only semi retarded carry.

I have to admit though that similar thing happened to me recently, in like 7-8 games in a row my allies marked all core position on maps at first second the picking phase started.

If you let your allies play the roles they want and fill the role that's needed, you'll end up playing support in 95% cases.
Not gonna say that they did really bad but it is kinda frustrating, though from time to time I encounter players that main supports, those people are a blessing really.

People lose their mind because of the recent buff to Alchs greed. Noobs need more gold to do stuff and thats why they pick him. He is a terrible carry

or some people enjoy playing alch iunno, fun might be some concept that miight exist in dota

I am not big fan of alche but i gave it a shot after seeing those idiots pick him.
game i played it: http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/1591552990
turned up well, but for safe lane melee carry that scales late slark, jug, sven, tiny are all better choices...

I rAping with slark lately ^

The idea with alche is not to scale late it's to farm ridiculously and have 4-5 items when the other people have 2-3

Omni boring ? Well your opinion is SHIT